A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:

Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Rancher: This dog don't talk!

Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?
Dog: Doin all right.
Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)

Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)
Dog: Yep.

Cowboy: How's he treat you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Rancher: (Look of disbelief)

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Rancher: Horses don't talk!

Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it goin?
Horse: Cool.
Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)

Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher) Horse: Yep.

Cowboy: How's he treat you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
Rancher: (total look of amazement)

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Rancher: (gesticulating wildly, and hardly able to talk) Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!