A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar
getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on
this beautiful day getting drunk?" The farmer replies, "Some things you just
can't explain".Man: So what
happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about
full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: OK, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about
full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket
about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to
the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... some things you
just can't explain.
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