Advertise - Link To Us - Contact Us - What's New? - Refer a Friend - Home Page

Jesus Is Watching You

MyRotatingBanners6.gif (8484 bytes)

            

This burglar is robbing a house in the middle of the night, and he is searching through this very dark room with his torch. While he is looking around he hears this voice say "JESUS is watching you".

He immediately spins around searching frantically for the origin of the voice. As he pans his torchlight around the room he sees a parrot on a perch in the corner of the room. He approaches the parrot and asks "Did you just say something to me?"

The parrot responds "Yes, I did.... JESUS is watching you."

The burglar is astounded by the parrots ability to converse, and he asks the unique bird it's name. The parrot tells the man "My name is Dennis". The burglar appears puzzled and says, "Gee, Dennis is a very unusual name for a parrot."

And the parrot replies, "Well, Jesus is a very unusual name for a

ROTTWEILLER!"

Back to Funny Stories About Animals


ectago.gif (10979 bytes)

bus-op.gif (7058 bytes) casino.gif (4411 bytes)

travel.gif (6357 bytes)

Humor Categories
· Cartoons
· Comical Recipes
· Company Memo's
· Fun Photos
· Funny Stories
· Funny Poetry
· Office Vocabulary
· One-Liners
· Personal Letters
· True Stories
· Urban Legends

Story Categories
· Animal
· Bar Room
· Blondes
· Doctor
· Kids
· Marriage
· People
· Politics
· Religious
· Sports

Free Stuff Categories
· Baby Items
· Books/Literature
· Business Opportunities
· Catalogs
· Classifieds
· Clip Art/Images
· Computer/Access
· Contests/Sweeps
· Coupons
· Games
· Gifts
· Jokes/Humor
· Kids Stuff
· Magazines
· Newsletters & E-zines
· Recipes
· Software
· Toll-Free Numbers
· Website Items
Discount Categories
·

Shopping

· Travel