If you want someone who will bring you the
paper without first tearing itapart to remove the sports section Buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not
quite as good as his mother made it
Buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you
want
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can
sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom
you can push off if he snores
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or
ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of
listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Buy a dog.
But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you
totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs
around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire
existence is solely to ensure his happiness...
Then.................
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Buy a cat!
(You thought I was talking
about a man didn't you?)
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