Pirate's Hook - A funny story about a pirate who lost his eye because he lost his hand first.

The Illiterate Genie - Be careful of what you wish for! The outcome could be very funny.

Too Much Beer - A humorous anecdote about a man who goes into a bar and orders a coke because he's had some bad but humorous experiences with drinking beer in the past.

The Man Who Thought He Can Fly - I guess when you've had allot to drink, you feel that you can do anything... or can you?

Ouch - A funny anecdote about a man who comes home drunk and thinks he can hide it from his wife.

Good To The Last Drop - The strongest man in a bar may not necessarily be the one with all the muscles, as this funny story reveals.

Allergic To Beer - A funny situation in which a woman stops drinking beer because she thinks she's allergic to it.

Who Pooped? - A funny story about a little guy who tries to strike up a conversation with a bigger guy only to get himself into trouble.

The Natural Look - An amusing storing about a man who is so drunk that he sees into something that what is not even there.

The Bet - A humorous lesson learned. When you bet someone, make sure you are playing with the same cards.

Three Blind Mice - A story about three mice drinking in a bar and the heroic stories they have to tell.

How To Cure Your Drinking Problems - Here are fourteen problems that drinkers can experience. The reason for these problems and their remedies.

Mixing Drugs With Alcohol - A funny story about a man and his lion who go to a bar and consume too much alcohol.

Slow Business - A humorous anecdote about how slow business can get in many professions.

Three Men In A Bar - A funny tale about how a Texan, a New Yorker, and a New Jersian who try to out do each other.

A Guy With A Small Head - A funny story about a man who got just what he wished for.

Cheap Drinks - A funny story about a guy who gets cheap food and drink in the local bar.

Animal Lover - Sometimes what you do for a living can get you out of tight situations.

Magical Mermaid - Sometimes what you wish for can get you into trouble. Here is an amusing tale about a man standed on an island and came across a mermaid who granted him three wishes.

Today's Drink Special - Here's a drink special that will surely make you think twice about drinking it!

Clever Plan - A humorous plan by a man to fool his wife into thinking that he is not drunk.

They Call Me McGregor The What? - A funny story about how a man's legacy is remembered.

Importance of Age - A humorous story about a man who can tell how old a whisky is by tasting it.

Boots Don't Really Make a Cowboy - Click here and see if it is true what women say about men with big feet.

Good To The Last Drop - A humorous bar room contest about who can squeeze the last drop out of a lemon.

The Lone Ranger - A funny story about the Lone Ranger and Tonto in a bar.

The Toilet Brush - An amusing story about three men in a bar who each win a prize and later talk about them.

Drunken Car Theft - A funny story about a drunk who reports to the police that someone stole the steeling wheel on his car.

Robotic Bartender - A humorous story about a robotic bartender who tailors his conversations to the IQ of the individual he is talking with.

Things That Happen When Your Drunk - Not too much left to the imagination on this one!

Whoops! - A funny story about a sexy woman in a bar who wants to complain to the manager.

Big Game Hunter - A humorous story about a big game hunter in a bar who claims to be able to tell any type of animal skin and how it was killed, blind folded.

When to Go Home - A comical story about a man who keeps drinking only after looking at his wife's picture.

Seductive Fingers - A funny story about a woman in a bar who seductively uses her fingers when talking to the person in charge.

Beer - An amusing story about a date drug used by many females called "Beer."

A Bad Day!! - A comical story about a man who is down on his luck and goes to a bar to drink away his problems.

Give Me 6 Double Vodkas - A funny story about a man who goes into a bar and orders 6 double vodkas every time he finds out someone in his family is gay.

Hand Job - An amusing sign in a bar that charges $1.50 for a cheeseburger, $2.50 for a chicken sandwich, and $10 for a hand job.

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