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The first man said "please excuse me for staring, but I can't help but be curious as to why your body is so well
developed, but your head is so small?". The man said "buy me a drink and I'll tell you."

The drink was ordered and the story began. " I was in the navy and my ship was sunk by a torpedo. I was the only survivor and I managed to make it to a deserted island a few miles away.

I had been there for several months and was sitting on the beach one day waiting for a bird or fish to come by so I would have something to eat, looking up I saw a beautiful mermaid sunning on a nearby rock. She swam over to me and informed me that she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three wishes.

Great I said. I'd like to be rescued. She slapped the water with her tail and a ship appeared, sailing straight for my island.

Next I asked for a body like charles atlas. Another slap of the tail and here it is.

Then, noticing how beautiful she was and all my other wishes fulfilled I asked if I could make love to her.

She said, no it just wouldn't work her being half fish and all. So I said well, how about a little head then?