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| A regular walks into a bar, looking blue. The bartender starts setting him
up his usual, and our man, Dave, says, "No, no - just a glass of milk." Taken aback, the bartender asks what the hell has gotten into him? Dave responds, "Well, my wife told me that if she catches me coming home late and drunk after I've thrown up on myself one more time, she'll divorce me! And this time she means it. I'm blue..." "Hey, no problem!" the bartender says as he starts setting Dave up again. "Do you have any big bills on you?" "Well, sure," says Dave. "I just got paid." "Okay," says the bartender, "drink
all you want and rolf like you usually do, and when you get home and she bitches, show her
a $50 bill and tell her someone threw up on YOU, then offered to pay for the shirt!" |
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