| Once there was a blonde who's father bought her a brand new 1999 victory
red corvette for her birthday. so she was out joy riding at 90 mph when she came up right
behind an 18-wheeler. She kept riding up on the 18-wheeler's bumper when the driver
flashed his tail lights and told her to stop. Than about 15 minutes later she did the same thing. So the furious driver
motioned her to pull over. Then they both got out of their vehicles and the truck driver
asked the blonde why she drove so close to his rear bumper. The blonde giggled and said
"I dunno?" so the trucker got out a piece of chalk and drew a white circle on
the road. He then told her to stay inside it until he got back.
He proceeded to go to his truck and got out
a baseball bat. He then walked up to the corvette and smashed in all of the windows and
doors until the car was unrecognizable. He walked up to the blonde and said "what do
you have to say now?"
The blonde than broke out in uncontrollable
laughter, the stunned trucker than screamed in her face "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? I JUST
KILLED YOUR BRAND NEW CAR!!!" The blonde calming down from laughing so hard than
said, "while you wern't looking I stepped out of the circle!"
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