A blonde decided one day that she was sick and
tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decided
to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband was off at work, she
took it upon herself to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband left
for work, she got down to the task at hand. Her husband arrived home at 5:30 and smelt the
distinctive smell of paint. He walked into the living room only to find his wife lying on
the floor in a pool of sweat. He noticed that she was wearing both a ski jacket and a fur
coat at the same time. Going over to her he asked her if she was OK.
Yes she replied, so he asks what she was
doing. She replied that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and
she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asked her why she had both a ski
jacket and a fur coat on. Then she replied that she was reading the directions on the
paint can and it had said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.