| A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the
woman. He rushes downstairs to grab
the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy!
Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked,cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard", says the
husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the
kids."
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