A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
 
The bar Immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things...

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
 
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.