A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and
orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very husky voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given you are blind,
that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate!
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a
second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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