January - Took new scarf back to store because
it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4
years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other swimmers
cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was
open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh
108!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven"
button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
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