| A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he
can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small
course of two suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and so the
doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his
behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in
six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something. So, the man goes home and later that evening tries
to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to
obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife
nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine
home. Suddenly the man screams in disgust. "What's the matter?" asked his wife.
"Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but
I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
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