| A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office. The doctor asked them, "What
can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the
doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them
$32.00. This
happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex and leave
after paying the doctor. Finally the doctor asked, "just exactly what are you trying
to find out?"
The old man said,
"We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00. The Hilton
charges $76.00. We do it here for $32.00 and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit
to the doctor's office."
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