Dear Electric Customer,

Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent  price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We  have the  power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you. Below, we have  enclosed a little picture to help you understand our feelings about your numerous complaints.

Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!

Your Local Power Company

Dewy Cheatom, President