Little Johnny and his dad went shopping at the
grocery store. Walking down an aisle, Johnny asked his dad if he could have a box of Lucky
Charms. His dad said, "Well, Johnny, can you touch your asshole with your dick?"
Johnny said, "No!!," Johnny's dad said, "Well, there's your answer."
Later, Johnny asked if he could have
Spagettios. His dad, again, said, "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?"
Johnny said, "No!!" His dad said, "Well, there's your answer."
At the end of the shopping trip, Johnny's dad felt bad
about how he had talked to Johnny, so he bought him an instant lottery ticket. Johnny
scratched the ticket and found that he won $1,000!!! His dad said, "Hey, Johnny, you
gonna share the money with your old man? Johnny asked, "Dad, can you touch your
asshole with your dick?" Johnny's dad said, "As a matter of fact, I can!"
Johnny replied, "GOOD, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!"
