A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The
little boy boldly pulled off his shirt, pointed to his nipples and said, "I've got
two of these, how about you?" the little girl opened her blouse and looked and said,
"Yupp!".
So the boy pointed to his belly button and
said, "one of these?" The little girl looked down and said, "uh-huh!".
So the little boy dropped his drawers and
pointed to his penis and said, "What about this?" The little girl raised her
skirt and pulled her underwear to the side, but search as she might she couldn't find that
particular organ.