A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and
relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy called upon walked
up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the
blackboard, then sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period," said the
little boy. "Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting
about a period?"
"Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was
missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot
himself."
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