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Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely." Still thinking this is
just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're
not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny." Again, Johnny instantly
replies, "Our allowance.. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. !
That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
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