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A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!". She then sat down. Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again: "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said
to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" "Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye. "Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy.", then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: Firstly, you have a dirty mind. Secondly, you didn't read your homework. And thirdly, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed!"
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