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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher that he had found a frog.

She inquired as to whether it was alive or dead. 

"Dead," she was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked.

"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently. 

"You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst', He didn't move."