A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the
little girl asks " Mommy ," how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly.
"It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal
questions & are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you & Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is
getting out of the car. The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to
play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers
license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
That night the little girl sneaks into her mother's bedroom, opens up her wallet, and
reads her driver's license.
Later on she says to her
mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised &
asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised &
shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you & daddy got a
divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young lady?"
The girl replies, "Because you got an F in sex."
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