| Two brothers, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the
eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say "ass" and I'll say
"hell." All excited about
their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for
breakfast. "Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios."
His mother beats the crap out of him, sending him bawling out of the room, and then turns
to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"
"I dunno," quivers the
six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios!"
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