Woman stopped by unannounced at her recently
married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma
of perfume filled the room.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, ' the daughter-in-law answered.
'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
'My husband loves me to wear this dress, ' she explained. 'When he sees it, he instantly
becomes romantic.
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best
perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her
husband to arrive.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
'What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress, ' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing, ' he said. 'What's for dinner?'
His funeral will be held Thursday!
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