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| The Funny Side of Marriage | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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One woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Well, yes, but I married the wrong man." Getting married is very much like going out to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son. A man once said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." A man took out a classified ad saying "Wife wanted". The next day he received a hundred responses saying "You can have mine." Some men define marriage as a very expensive way to get your laundry done free. And some learn that the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you know that either the wife is new - or the car is. Husband: "You know, I was a fool when I married you." Wife: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't care!"
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