Memories<script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.popuptraffic.com/assign.php?l=techsol&mode=behind&onclick=1"> </script> <body vlink="#959500" alink="#800000" bgcolor="#FFFFCC" link="#808000"> <div align="center"><center> <table border="0" cellspacing="7" cellpadding="2" height="795" width="639"> <tr> <td valign="top" align="center" colspan="2" height="20" bgcolor="#FFF2B5" width="750"><font size="5" color="#FFFFCC"><p align="right"></font><font face="Arial" size="1"><a href="advertise.htm" style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">Advertise</a> - <a href="link.htm" style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">Link To Us</a> - <a href="contact-us.htm" style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">Contact Us</a> - <a href="whatsnew.htm" style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">What's New?</a> - <a href="index.htm#a1" style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">Refer a Friend</a> - <a href="index.htm" style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">Home Page</a></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" align="center" colspan="2" height="20" bgcolor="#808000" width="750"><font size="5" color="#FFFFCC" face="Arial">Memories</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="middle" align="center" height="20" bgcolor="#FFFFCC" width="565"><p align="center"><script LANGUAGE="javascript" src="http://www.qksz.net/1e-3t29"> </script></td> <td valign="middle" align="center" height="20" bgcolor="#FFFFCC" width="175"><p align="center"><a href="http://www.myrotatingbanners.com"><img src="http://www.tech-sol.net/webdesign/MyRotatingBanners8.gif" width="170" height="120" alt="MyRotatingBanners8.gif (3832 bytes)"></a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" align="center" colspan="2" height="20" bgcolor="#FFF2B5" width="750"><p align="left"><font size="1"> </font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" align="left" height="751" width="565"><font size="2"><br> </font><font face="Arial" size="4" color="#808000">A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. <o:p> <o:p> </o:p> </font><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="4" color="#808000">She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a <o:p> cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as <o:p></o:p>he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. <o:p> </o:p> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="4" color="#808000">"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of <o:p></o:p>night?". <o:p> </o:p> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="4" color="#808000">The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. <o:p> </o:p> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="4" color="#808000">"Yes I do" she replies. <o:p> </o:p> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="4" color="#808000">The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car having sex?" <o:p> </o:p> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="4" color="#808000">"Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. <o:p> </o:p> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="4" color="#808000">The husband continues. 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