It's the French Revolution and they're doing
the usual beheadings. Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard, and an engineer up to
the guillotine.
They ask the priest if he wants to face up
or down when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to face up so he will
be looking toward heaven when he dies. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it,
it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. They take this as
divine intervention and release the priest.
Next the drunkard comes to the guillotine.
He also decides to die face up hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest. They
raise the blade of the guillotine, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops
just inches from his neck. So they release the drunkard as well.
The engineer is next. He too decides to die
facing up. They raise the blade of the guillotine and suddenly the engineer says
"Hey, I see what your problem is."