These three women were sitting around one night talking about their boyfriends when they decided they would give their men nicknames based on kinds of soda.

The first woman said, "I'm gonna call Tom "Mountain Dew" because he is as strong as a mountain and always wants to do it!"

The second woman said, "I'm gonna call Bruce "7-Up" because he has seven inches and it is always up!"

The third woman said, "I'm gonna call my man "Jack Daniels."

The other two women responded, "Jack Daniels? But that's a hard liquor."