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Last Meal

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Three guys, an Italian, a Frenchman, and an American are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The Italian responds, Peperoni Pizza, which he is served and then, executed.

The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and then, executed.

The American requests a plate of strawberries.

"STRAWBERRIES ????, the guard replies"

"Yes, Strawberries."

The guard says, "But they are out of season!"

"So, I'll wait..."

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