I checked into a hotel on a business trip and
was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a
girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the
right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the
way up. You know the kind.
So I was in my room and figured, what the heck, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman said. Wow! she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me
one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want
is $ex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole
night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in
your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me
in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that
sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, ... but for an outside line, sir, you need to dial
9 first."
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