Harold is 92 & lives in a senior citizen's
home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit,
smoke a cigar,listen to music, ponder his accomplishments & reflect on his long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 86, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, & before
they know it, several hours had passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold
turns to Mildred asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks,
"What?" "SEX!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your
head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it
for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood
and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden
where they would sit & talk & Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.Alarmed, Mildred
decided to find Harold & make sure he was OK. She walked around the senior citizen
home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was
holding Harold's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! ---- What does Ethel have that I
don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's".
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