Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf
together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert
pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an
accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field
events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on
cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an
hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was
able to put them together and now she's a Senator from New York who may be our next
president.
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