Tennessee:
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his
secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You
graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and
then replied, "Everything but my earrings." You gotta love those Tennessee
women.
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Alabama:
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That
night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point
buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.." Henry had a stroke of some kind.
He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You
left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. " A tough
call,"nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
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Louisiana:
A senior at Louisiana State was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes,
I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana
because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized
world.
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Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba
replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man answered, "I couldn't
tell, but I got the license number."
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West Virginia:
A West Virginia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got
any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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North Carolina:
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded
to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the
car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I
have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The
man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and
flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
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And My favorite:
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and
moving North!
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