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A Man With No Vices

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A bum asked a man on the street for two dollars.
 
"Will you buy booze?" the man asks, to which the bum replies, "No."
 
"Will you gamble it away?" Once again the bum replies, "No."
 
"Will you make bets at the golf course?"  Once again the bum replies "No, I don't play golf"
 
Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf?"

               

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