A Christmas Poem - The real (..and funny) story about Christmas.

The Juice By Seuss - A humorous poem about the trial of O.J. Simpson as only Dr. Seuss could tell it.

Timbuktu - It just goes to show you that you don't have to be an Ivy League scholar to come up with a winning poem.

The Girl In The Tool Room - A humorous poem about what a woman has to go through performing her job in the tool room.

Twas' The Night Before Christmas - A funny poem showing what life in the White House would be on Christmas Eve.

Love Poem - A love poem that you would expect a man to write....a funny one!

After Thanksgiving - A humorous poem about what happens after Thanksgiving.

Ode To Las Vegas - A funny poem about a trip to Las Vegas from someone living in Los Angeles.

A Fairy Tale For The Assertive Woman - A funny poem for women everywhere who think that a prince in shining armor will be galloping up on their big white horse, or is that a frog?

Redneck Love Poem - A funny poem written about rednecks.

The Ballot Counting According to Dr. Seuss - Most of you have read Dr. Seuss's books. Here is an amusing Dr. Seuss poem about the Presidential ballot counting in Florida.

A New Christmas Poem - Read a new Christmas poem called "Twas The Night Before SEXMAS".

Santa is Upset - Read a poem where Santa is not to happy and ready to give up the Christmas Eve ritual.

Twas The Month After Christmas - Read a funny poem about your diet one month after Christmas.

The Hillbilly Poem - Read a funny poem about a hillbilly girl who wants to marry a man her pappy says is her half-brother.

The Perfect Man - Read a humorous poem about who would make up the perfect man.

California State Song - Read a humorous poem about the rolling blackouts in California sung to the theme song from the TV western "Rawhide".

Breakfast In Bed - A series of funny poems written between a husband and wife about the husband trying to get his wife to come back to bed for some morning delight.

My Forgetter - A funny poem about getting old.

Twas the Night Before Ramaden - A funny poem about the night before Ramaden.

A Lovely Ramaden Poem - Another funny Ramaden poem.

The Mouse on the Barroom Floor - A funny Irish poem about a mouse who becomes brave after consuming the beer drops on the barroom floor.

Girl Poem - An amusing poem written especially for women.

Greeting Card Possibilities Overlooked by Hallmark - Here are some amusing greeting possibilties that you will definitely not find on any Hallmark cards.

Woman's and Man's Prayer - Have you ever wondered what men and women pray for. Click here and find out!

Mood of a Woman and Man - Read a funny poem about the moods of a woman and man.

The Clothesline Said So Much - Read how a clothesline can tell allot about a family.

The Night Before Thanksgiving - A humorous poem about a family getting ready for Thanksgiving.

Valentine's Lines - A funny story written by a man about his wife.

Sometimes - Sometimes it is hard to get noticed until you do that one thing.

The Lewinsky and Kaczynski Limerick - A funny poem that uses the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick.

Wet or Dry - A humorous poem about the comparison between animals, who don't drink alcohol, and people who do.

Burma Shave - Funny poems about Burma Shave found on road signs in the 1930's and 1940's

The Redneck's Family Tree - A funny poem about how confusion family relationships can be when you marry within the family.

It's Holloween Time - A funny poem about Holloween with pictures..

A Christmas Story - A humorous Christmas poem about why Santa Claus is pissed.

A Woman's Poem - A funny poem written by a woman about her husband.

Don't Mess With Mom - An amusing poem about a boy who just learned about the Bill of Rights for kids and how his mom reacts to  it.

A Congressional Christmas Card - An amusing verse from a Christmas card sent from a Democrat to his Republican friend.

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