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I got this from someone at work. I am not quite sure it would improve our relations with any Muslim countries but it may explain Mexican buses:

Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.

Additionally, if we drop, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislikes the very sight of pigs A LOT!

They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we could spike their water supply with a few thousands gallons of booze, get them shit-faced and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.

Just a thought.

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