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First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker." Janet: "Just because I am esthetically challenged doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances." Hillary: "Well how do you deal with the problem?" Janet: "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I must all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can muster." Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed to bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt checks and forces out the most disgusting sounding farts you could imagine. Bill rolls over and says, "Is that you Janet?.
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