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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a

restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked Democrat : $100.00.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Democrat?"

(Scroll down for the his answer)













The cook replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one?" 

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