God created Heaven and Earth. Quickly, He was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with a cease and desist order for earthly part.

At the hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly project. God replied that he just liked to be creative. God said, "let there be light," and immediately the officials demanded to know how the light would be made. God explained that the light would come from a huge ball of fire.

God was granted provisional permission to make light, assuming that no smoke would result from the ball of fire, that he would obtain a building permit, and to conserve energy, would have the light half the time. God agreed and said he would call the light "Day" and darkness "Night."