| An elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one
night. The preacher faces the camera
and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone
watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of
your body that ails you, and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the
television and the other hand on her stomach.
Meanwhile, her husband approaches the
television, placing one hand on top of the TV and the other hand on his groin.
With a frown, his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not
raising the dead."
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