| One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper. A man was walking by
and said "Wow what a goddamn fish!" The sister said "Sir you shouldn't talk to me like that: I'm a nun,"
and the man said "But that's the name of it: a goddamn fish."
So the sister took the fish back to the
rectory and said "Mother superior, look at the goddamn fish I caught." The
mother superior said "Sister, you shouldn't talk like that!," and the sister
said "But mother superior, that's the name of it: a goddamn fish."
So the mother superior said "Well give
me the goddamn fish and I'll clean it." While she was cleaning the fish the monsignor
walked in and she said "Monsignor look at the goddamn fish that the sister
caught." The monsignor said "Mother superior you shouldn't talk like
that!," The mother superior replied "But that's the name of it: a goddamn
fish."
So the monsignor said "Well give me
the goddamn fish and I'll cook it." That evening at supper there was a new priest at
the table, and he said "Wow what a nice fish." And the sister said "I
caught the goddamn fish." And mother superior said "I cleaned the goddamn
fish." And the monsignor said "I cooked the goddamn fish." And the new
priest said: "I like this fucking place already!"
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