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Did you hear about the preacher who told his congregation that the bible covered every subject on the face of the earth. They were relieved to know that the good Lord was taking care of every facet of their lives.

One woman, troubled, met with the pastor one week claiming she had looked and looked and couldn't find one subject in the Bible.

When asked what subject, the woman replied... "PMS" The pastor assured her he knew the Lord had provided, but he would take it upon himself to go through the Bible during the week to find the scripture that covered PMS.

The following Sunday the woman eagerly approached him...

He said he'd looked and looked and finally,late Saturday night a scripture had popped into his head.

Everyone was relieved that the Lord had provided.

The woman, anxious to have her fears relieved asked what the scripture regarding PMS said.

The Pastor , taking out his Bible, pointed to the verse: ".....and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem!"

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