She married and had 13 children. Her husband
died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
She married a third time and
had 5 more children. Then her husband died.
Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He
thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally
together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her
first, second, or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
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