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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, & the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even 1 drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strips off their habits, & paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The 2 nuns look at each other & shrug & deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"

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