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| The Farmer And The Devil | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| A farmer dies & goes to hell. While down there the Devil notices that a
farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the guages & see that it's 90 degrees
& about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer & asks why he's so happy. The
farmer says "I like it here, the temperature is just like plowing my fields in
June." The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer & decides to get him, so he goes over & turns up the temperature to 100 degrees & the humidity to 90%. After turning everything up he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why he's so happy. The farmer says "This is even better, it's like pulling weeds in the fields during July." The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer suffer. He goes over to the controls & turns the heat up to 120 degrees & the humidity to 100%. "Now lets see what the farmer is up to," he says. So he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him sitting on the floor even happier then before. The Devil can't figure it out. He asks the farmer why he's happy now. The farmer replies, "This is great, it's just like working in the silo with my friends in August." The Devil says "That's it, I'll get this farmer." He goes over & turns the temperature down to 25 degrees & no humidity. "Lets see what the farmer has to say about this." The Devil finds the farmer jumping up & down for joy & yelling, "The Cubs have finally won the World Series!"
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