The ambitious coach of a girls track team
gives the squad steroids to help them out a bit. The team's performance soars. They win the county and state championships and are
favored to win the national competition easily.
Penelope, a sixteen year old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a
problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest."
"What?" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does the hair go?"
She replies, "All the way down to my balls and that's the second thing I wanted to
talk to you about."
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