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Infamous Views On Sex

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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
~Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
~ Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
~ Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

~Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
~Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
~Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
~Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
~George Burns

        

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