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| The Vain Person - One who loves the smell of his own farts The Amiable Person - One who loves the smell of other people's farts The Proud Person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine The Shy Person - One who releases silent farts and then blushes The Imprudent Person - One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs The Scientific Person - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution The Unfortunate Person One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead The Nervous Person One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person One who admits he farted and offers a good medical reason The Dishonest Person One who farts and then blames the dog The Foolish Person One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours The Thrifty Person One who always has several food farts in reserve The Anti-Social Person One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy The Strategic Person One who conceals his farts with loud laughter The Sadistic Person One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his head The Intellectual Person One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food items consumed The Athletic Person One who farts at the slightest coercion The Miserable Person One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all The Sensitive Person One who farts and then starts crying The Sneaky Person - One who quietly farts and then quickly walks away |
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