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| The Vain Person - One who loves the smell of his own farts The Amiable Person - One who loves the smell of other people's farts The Proud Person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine The Shy Person - One who releases silent farts and then blushes The Imprudent Person - One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs The Scientific Person - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution The Unfortunate Person – One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead The Nervous Person – One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person – One who admits he farted and offers a good medical reason The Dishonest Person – One who farts and then blames the dog The Foolish Person – One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours The Thrifty Person – One who always has several food farts in reserve The Anti-Social Person – One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy The Strategic Person – One who conceals his farts with loud laughter The Sadistic Person – One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his head The Intellectual Person – One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food items consumed The Athletic Person – One who farts at the slightest coercion The Miserable Person – One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all The Sensitive Person – One who farts and then starts crying The Sneaky Person - One who quietly farts and then quickly walks away |
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