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ZIPLOC BAGS - Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SWISS ARMY KNIFE - Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS - Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. SHOE - Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. COPIER - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed. TIRE - Male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOON - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part. SPONGES - Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGE - Female, because it is always getting hit on. SUBWAY - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. HOURGLASS - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
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